Contents
Acknowledgments
Trial Balance
The Little Wife
The Holly Wreath
The American Diseur
A Snowstorm in the Alps
The Shoe Drummer
Mist on the Meadow
The Wood Nymph
To the Rear
Miss Daisy
A Shop in St. Louis, Missouri
George and Charlie
Woolen Drawers
Happy Jack
He Sits There All Day Long
This Heavy Load
Mr. Edward’s Black Eye
Upon the Dull Earth Dwelling
The Arrogant Shoat
The Eager Mechanic
A Sum in Addition
Personal Letter
The Pattern that Gulls Weave
The First Dime
The Toy Bank
Senator Upjohn
The Last Meeting
Bill's Eyes
Geraldette
Sweet, Who was the Armorer’s Maid
The Listening Post
A Short History of England
Time and Leigh Brothers
Not Worthy of a Wentworth
A Memorial to the Slain
Tune the Old Cow Died To
Not Very—Subtle
Runagate Niggers
The Female of the Fruit Fly
The Funeral
A Haircut in Toulouse
Whistles
Cinderella’s Slipper
The First Sunset
You and Your Sister
Transcribed Album of Familiar Music
The Slate
The Willow Fields
I Broke My Back on a Rosebud
It’s Your Hard Luck
The Borax Bottle
Dirty Emma
Send in Your Answer
She Talks Good Now
I’m Crying with Relief
The Static Sisters