Contents
Introduction
All around the Farkleberry Bush
Let Freedom Ring!
How You Gonna Keep 'Em Down on the Farm?
The WR Legacy
David and Dale
Rotten to the Corps
Say Uncle!
Mommy, They're Back!
They Never Change Their Act
Richard Millstone Nixon
Any Color You Want as Long as It's Bland
Own Your Own Business
Of Mice and Men
Born Again
Over My Dead Body
Bench Marks
Grand Goof
Charming Billy
Good Riddance
The Banana Republican
Where the Sun Don't Shine
Communism—Requiescat in Pace
Church of the Nine Commandments
The Vision Thing
The Rich Get Richer, The Poor Get Poorer
Fisher's Valhalla
Fisher's Favorites
The Salon de Refuse