University of Alabama Press, 2011 Paper: 978-1-57366-163-8 | eISBN: 978-1-57366-827-9 Library of Congress Classification PS3563.A7414F68 2011 Dewey Decimal Classification 813.54
ABOUT THIS BOOK | AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY | REVIEWS | TOC
ABOUT THIS BOOK
Four is the magic number in Michael Martone’s Four for a Quarter. In subject—four fifth Beatles, four tie knots, four retellings of the first Xerox, even the sex lives of the Fantastic Four—and in structure—the book is separated into four sections, with each section further divided into four chapterettes—Four for a Quarter returns again and again to its originating number, making chaos comprehensible and mystery out of the most ordinary.
AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY
Michael Martone is a Professor of Creative Writing in the Department of English at the University of Alabama. He is the author of several books including The Blue Guide to Indiana and Michael Martone.
REVIEWS
“Forty years ago, when I was four times four and Michael Martone was four, we both had offices on the fourth floor of the fourth best university in the US. Even before I met Michael, I was forewarned of his forthright flare. These stories fortify my early impressions. We are fortunate to have them.”--Jane Smiley
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"Reading Michael Martone’s FOUR FOR A QUARTER is like flipping through radio stations in your car in the middle of the night in West Texas, a wash of wonderful elegiac fragments, memories, anecdotes, haunting bits and pieces of ordinary days, from Beatles’ backstories to the Eat Mor Chikin cow, from Santa Claus to baseball under the lights to six sad ways to lose a baby. Always engaging, at times funny, utterly affecting, this remarkable collection leads us through a dizzying collage of times, places, people and things, sights and sounds at once thrilling and scary. You’ll have a hard time putting it down, and when you do, you’ll be eager to get back to it. A masterful performance."--Frederick Barthelme
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“Udders Teats: Old Red, who got fed PBB fire retardant; Ada, full of hardware; Elsie, built like a steer; Bambi, who used to put her foot in the bucket about once a week (so I had to give the milk to the barn cats). Later we milked a goat, and we felt diminished.”--Bonnie Jo Campbell
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Contents
One
Four for a Quarter
Diagnostic Drift
Four Fifth Beatles
4H
Leap Years
Four Alabama Seasons
Ruminant
Four Postcards from Indiana
The I States
The Sex Life of the Fantastic Four
Four Brief Lives
Two
Dutch Boy
Four in Hand
Antebellum
Four Found Postcard Captions
Quadratic
Four Men in Uniform
Board Games
The First Four Deaths in My High School Class
Four Foursquare Houses
To Hell and Back: Four Takes
4 GS-14s
Three
Tessera
Four Corners
The Blind: A Blues
Four Ironies
Harmonic Postcard Captions
The Production of the First Xerographic Copy, Recounted by Chester Carlson, Its Inventor
University of Alabama Press, 2011 Paper: 978-1-57366-163-8 eISBN: 978-1-57366-827-9
Four is the magic number in Michael Martone’s Four for a Quarter. In subject—four fifth Beatles, four tie knots, four retellings of the first Xerox, even the sex lives of the Fantastic Four—and in structure—the book is separated into four sections, with each section further divided into four chapterettes—Four for a Quarter returns again and again to its originating number, making chaos comprehensible and mystery out of the most ordinary.
AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY
Michael Martone is a Professor of Creative Writing in the Department of English at the University of Alabama. He is the author of several books including The Blue Guide to Indiana and Michael Martone.
REVIEWS
“Forty years ago, when I was four times four and Michael Martone was four, we both had offices on the fourth floor of the fourth best university in the US. Even before I met Michael, I was forewarned of his forthright flare. These stories fortify my early impressions. We are fortunate to have them.”--Jane Smiley
— -
"Reading Michael Martone’s FOUR FOR A QUARTER is like flipping through radio stations in your car in the middle of the night in West Texas, a wash of wonderful elegiac fragments, memories, anecdotes, haunting bits and pieces of ordinary days, from Beatles’ backstories to the Eat Mor Chikin cow, from Santa Claus to baseball under the lights to six sad ways to lose a baby. Always engaging, at times funny, utterly affecting, this remarkable collection leads us through a dizzying collage of times, places, people and things, sights and sounds at once thrilling and scary. You’ll have a hard time putting it down, and when you do, you’ll be eager to get back to it. A masterful performance."--Frederick Barthelme
— -
“Udders Teats: Old Red, who got fed PBB fire retardant; Ada, full of hardware; Elsie, built like a steer; Bambi, who used to put her foot in the bucket about once a week (so I had to give the milk to the barn cats). Later we milked a goat, and we felt diminished.”--Bonnie Jo Campbell
— -
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Contents
One
Four for a Quarter
Diagnostic Drift
Four Fifth Beatles
4H
Leap Years
Four Alabama Seasons
Ruminant
Four Postcards from Indiana
The I States
The Sex Life of the Fantastic Four
Four Brief Lives
Two
Dutch Boy
Four in Hand
Antebellum
Four Found Postcard Captions
Quadratic
Four Men in Uniform
Board Games
The First Four Deaths in My High School Class
Four Foursquare Houses
To Hell and Back: Four Takes
4 GS-14s
Three
Tessera
Four Corners
The Blind: A Blues
Four Ironies
Harmonic Postcard Captions
The Production of the First Xerographic Copy, Recounted by Chester Carlson, Its Inventor
RPM
The Third Day of Trials
The Deaths of Modern Philosophers
Four Susans
Four
Four Dead in Ohio
The Four Sides of a Triangle: Proof
FAQs
Four Eyes
Mount Rushmore
Four Fourths
Chili 4-Way
Four Signs
Thought Balloons
Four Places
Four Calling Birds
Author’s Notes
Acknowledgments
ABOUT THIS BOOK | AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY | REVIEWS | TOC