I Surf, Therefore I Am: A Philosophy of Surfing

		Contents
Non-Introduction
Ten Reasons Why Everyone Should Surf
1. Because It Makes You Happy: Why Surfers Smile (Aristotle)
2. Because It Makes You Mystical: Stoke as Instant Nirvana (Buddha)
3. Because It Makes You Peaceful: Surfing as Disorganized Religion (Confucius and Lao Tzu)
4. Because It Makes You Good: The Ten Commandments of the Sea (Moses)
5. Because It Makes You Christ-like: The Cross as a Surfboard (Jesus)
6. Because It Makes You Heavenly: Surfing in Heaven (Plato)
7. Because It Makes You Sexy: Why Surfing Is Better than Sex (Freud)
8. Because It Makes You Rich: Five Surfing Lessons for Wall Street (Machiavelli)
9. Because It Makes You Wise: Surfing as the Antidote to Bullshit (Socrates)
10. Because Now You Can: Why the Bodyboard Is the Greatest Invention since Printing (Morey)
Bodyboarding for Beginners: A Practical Handbook
	A. Theory: A Defense of the Bodyboard (the Manifesto)
	B. Practice: Seven Lessons in Bodyboarding (the Handbook)
		1. How to Wait
		2. How to Wipe Out
		3. How to Find the Wave
		4. Two Easy Ways to Catch a Wave
		5. Seven Steps to Heaven: Seven Kinds of Rides
		6. How to Ride Down the Wave Face
		7. How to Get in the Green Room
Non-conclusion