Contents
Little Soldier of Love
Hello
Track of Now
A Brief History of the Future
Beware of the Dark Sedan Idling Inside You
Attention, Please
Happy Marriage
Eliot Spitzer in Grad School
The Cougar Tree
A Brief History of Eyebrows
The Barbecued Man
Pity Party
The Grudge
Pick-up Lines of the Marquis de Sade
Conditionals
Little Soldier of Love
Satan Exulting Over Eve
Keeper of the Light
Reflections of a Cuckold and Other Blasphemies
The Birds and the Bees
I Am Not an Idiot
The Furies
The Cuckold in Autumn
Life as a Donkey
Holiday Weekend
The Cuckold Explores the Subjunctive
Reflections of a Cuckold and Other Blasphemies
Lust in Translation
The Cuckold and the Penal System
from The Cuckold’s Survivor Manual
The Cuckold Sees the Bigger Picture
The Cuckold Contemplates the Malibu Fires
Interview with a Cuckold
Return to El Mundo Perdido
A Brief History of Immortality
Queen of the Shortcuts
A Brief History of Neon
Return to El Mundo Perdido
Legacy is a piece of toilet paper hanging out of your pants at a family reunion
The High Heat
Kicking the Lust Bucket
Youngest Brother Turning Forty
Fifty-Fifty Ball
Half-breed
Cleaves
poem beginning with a line from Bob Dylan’s “Subterranean Homesick Blues”
Mapache
Middle Age
undocumented joyrider in the land of the flesh
Reckoning
Yard Work
Chapel of Inadvertent Joy
Acknowledgments