Cover Page
Copyright Page
Contents
Acknowledgments
Introduction
Whitney versus Withanee
Throwing a Support Party
Switchback Is a Four-letter Word
Fried Chicken and . . . Fried Engine?
Everything Hurts
A Little Help from Jake
If the Heat Don’t Get Ya, the Traffic Will
At Least It Ain’t Steep
I Might Just Keeler Over
When Keeler Becomes the Highlight of Your Day . . .
I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink
The Only Small World Is at Disneyland
Johnny, June, and Creedence Clearwater
’Til Lunch Do Us Part
Dry Waterfalls Aren’t the Only Oxymorons Here
Canyon of Lost Soles
Unforeseen Dangers—Road Signs and Blow Dryers
A Round Trip to Panamint Springs
The Tracks of My Tears
Must Be Wild Roses in There Somewhere
And Sarsaparilla Takes the Lead
A Better Route, Theoretically
Into the Valley of Death
D-Day
Badwater, Good Beer
Of (Devil’s Golf) Course!
The Best Darn Trophy
“It Ain’t Over ’til It’s Over”
Epilogue 1
Epilogue 2
Postscript
About the Authors